Send me an Avengers character:
- Tony Stark: Something I'm vain about
- Steve Rogers: A cause I would fight for
- Bruce Banner: Something that makes me really angry
- Thor: A time I felt strong
- Natasha Romanoff: Something I wish I could change about my past
- Clint Barton: A time I felt used
- Loki: Something I thought was true, that actually wasn't true / A time someone lied to me
- Phil Coulson: Someone I secretly "fangirl" over
- Nick Fury: My last physical injury
Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.
I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.
I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.
(via hope-hazard)
If you make it through Supernatural without a little bit of hydrophobia, then you’re an impressive soul.
Bless whatever beautiful soul illegally uploaded episodes online. I hope you have a wonderful life as I spend the next few weeks watching season 7.
Didn’t notice this the first time around, but kudos, SPN writers, on keeping consistency in your random episodes. Dean, adoring being a PA on a movie set (even after Sam describes it as basically being slavery), is absolutely freaking perfect and I love that characterization more than anything. If only it was *always* this consistent. :P
Agent Coulson meeting his younger self
cry
my heart just EXPLODED
(via hope-hazard)
HELP.
OK but here’s my thing - I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. Because that sure as fuck isn’t Steve’s shield - Steve’s shield is a solid metal thing made of vibranium that was created literally decades ago.
So - please - someone tell me. WHAT IS THAT.
You know, originally I thought it was one of the prototypes Howard Stark built for Steve in TFA? You know, when Steve’s all “Wow, these are really interesting, Howard, but my soul tells me I should take that one that’s made of a rare precious element that you do not wish to part with!” But looking at it again, there is no chance that Howard Stark ever presented that to anyone as any kind of functional shield…
…and then I remembered that Coulson is a dyed-in-the-wool Captain America fanboy. THUS I HAVE CONCLUDED IT IS SOME SORT OF RARE CAP MEMORABILIA, LIKE A “LIMITED EDITION CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD” THAT THEY RELEASED IN 1972 (because that thing reeks of the 70s, let’s not lie) TO TRY TO ~RECAPTURE THE GLORY~ OF THE CAPTAIN AMERICA FRANCHISE. They pulled it off the shelves after three weeks because it wasn’t selling, but the die-hard Cap fans know it to be priceless, since the unsold shields were melted down and reused.
For this reason, I imagine the rest of this scene goes as follows in Coulson’s head: THERE ARE ONLY 60 OF THESE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD, MR. STARK, REMOVE IT FROM UNDER THAT COIL AT ONCE. I WILL BE KING OF THE CON WITH THAT ITEM, MR. STARK. KING. OF. THE. CON.
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[Submitted by: ZeeZee
Telling Dr. Banner that he needs to ‘go green’ with regards to his experiments has never been and will never be funny. Telling him this repeatedly only frustrates him and occasionally causes expensive building damages. Those responsible will have the costs taken out of their paycheck.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mqzhJUAm1r45jjpo1_1280.jpg)
[Submitted by: ZeeZee
Telling Dr. Banner that he needs to ‘go green’ with regards to his experiments has never been and will never be funny. Telling him this repeatedly only frustrates him and occasionally causes expensive building damages. Those responsible will have the costs taken out of their paycheck.]
OHMYGOD.
OHMYGOD.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
FUCKING HELL SUPERNATURAL I SIMULTANEOUSLY WANT TO HUG YOU AND MURDER YOU IN THE SAME BREATH.
THERE’S AN EPISODE.
AND DEAN AND SAM TOTALLY TRASH THIS DUDE’S SHOP FULL OF MIRRORS.
LIKE, A GAZILLION MIRRORS SHATTER.
EVERYWHERE.
SERIOUSLY.
AND DEAN MAKES A JOKE LIKE, “THAT’S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 600 YEARS OF BAD LUCK, EH, SAMMY?”
AND DEARGOD THAT EXPLAINS WHY THOSE STILL WATCHING SUPERNATURAL SUFFER.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE AT LEAST 600 YEARS OF BAD LUCK TO GET THROUGH, ALTHOUGH IT’S PROBABLY MORE BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A SHIT TON OF MIRRORS.
SO WE PUT OURSELVES THROUGH 7+ SEASONS OF THEM GOING THROUGH HELL AND HAVING BAD LUCK BECAUSE THEY BROKE 600+ GODDAMNED MIRRORS IN 1 GODDAMNED STORE TO SAVE 1 GODDAMNED CHICK FROM 1 GODDAMNED SPIRIT THAT TRIED TO GOUGE OUT THEIR EYES LIKE 5,000 OTHER BLOODY MARY-S IN THE WORLD AND NOW THEY’RE HAVING BAD LUCK BECAUSE THEY BROKE THE GODDAMNED MIRRORS AND I CAN’T EVEN EXPRESS MY RAGE OTHER THAN THIS STATEMENT:
AND JUST IMAGINE IF THEY HADN’T TAKEN THAT JOB.
WE WOULD ALL BE HAPPY AS RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES RIGHT NOW.
GODDAMN IT ALL THIS EPIPHANY UPSETS ME AND MAKES ME WANT TO LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE IT’S FRICKING HYSTERICAL THAT THEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH CRAP BECAUSE THEY BROKE MIRRORS.
AND NOW I CAN’T RATIONALIZE THE ENTIRE SERIES ANY OTHER WAY AND I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO. NEVER.
(Found this out minutes after finishing English homework, so at least I wasn’t just wasting time when I found this out and put the episode’s pieces all together, right? It’s totally alright, isn’t it? [Ugh, what has my life become?] )
